Roger Stone Not Going To Jail Until Next Time He Pulls Some Real Dumb Sh*t, So ... Next Week-ish? Judge Amy Berman Jackson has SLIGHTLY more patience than we do, BUT NOT MUCH. Evan Hurst News 21 Feb 2019
Internet Assholes Shocked To Discover They Can't Troll The Courts The final battles in the War of the Trollses will be fought not online, but in the courtroom. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 07 Jun 2018
Confederate Statues Going In Ashbin Of History, Just Like The Confederacy. Sad, We're Sure! Bye, old racist emblems! Bye! Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2017
Lets Do History! 90 Years Ago, Donald Trump's Dad Was Arrested At A KKK Riot. Oh look. History done rhymed again. Doktor Zoom News 14 Aug 2017
America's Shit-Fer-Brains Nazis Pretty Happy With Charlottesville, All In All Too much Derp in one place. Doktor Zoom News 13 Aug 2017
President Of America Donald Trump Gives Worse Statement On Nazis Than Mike Huckabee Does Donald Trump just can't seem to say who might have been responsible for the murder in Charlottesville. Maybe radical Islam. Doktor Zoom News 12 Aug 2017
Sarah Palin Literally Just Went Full Nazi. This Is Not A Drill. We're seriously not kidding. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 07 Jul 2017
How Are Americans Expressing Their Economic Anxiety Today? It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly. Doktor Zoom News 11 Nov 2016
America's Shit-Fer-Brains Nazis Pretty Happy With Charlottesville, All In All
Too much Derp in one place.