Sorry, Puerto Rico, That FEMA Thought This One Lady Could Make You 30 Million Hot Meals
How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?
06 Feb 2018
Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
05 Dec 2017
'If The President Does It, It's Not Obstruction Of Justice.' Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
04 Dec 2017
Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
24 Jan 2017
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Montana Nazis Gonna Have To Hold Bake Sale To Raise Extra $60 For March Permit :(
Well that's just sad.
13 Jan 2017
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