Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls! Why's everybody always pickin' on poor Julian? Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 07 Jan 2019
Is It Possible Roger Stone Was TOO STUPID For Russian Ratf*cking? We're just saying the guy still has a hotmail account. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 02 Nov 2018
Here's Some Mueller Morsels To Tide You Over Till The Midterms! Roger Stone, GO TO JAIL! And take that birther dicksnot weirdo Jerome Corsi with you. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Oct 2018
Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny We bet his special dairy cow would go LM-OOOOOOOOO! if she could read this joke, but cows cannot read. Evan Hurst Russia 22 Feb 2018
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails! Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already? Evan Hurst Russia 08 Dec 2017
Hillary Clinton Unleashes Comcast-Level Attack On Julian Assange Julian Assange woke up Monday morning with no internets, AWWWWWWWWW. Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 17 Oct 2016
Wikileaks Now Featuring Hottest Recipes From Devil Hillary Clinton's Kitchen EXCLUSIVE LEAKED EMAILS show Clinton campaign chair makes an absolutely bitchin' risotto. Evan Hurst News 12 Oct 2016
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
