Team Trump Marks 6 Months Since Election By Reminding Us Trump Won. Did You Know He Won? He Won.

Breaking: Trump still won the election. Stay tuned for updates on his having won.

Trump's 'Buy American' Executive Order: Not Available In All Areas, Some Restrictions May Apply

Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?

Kinder, Gentler, Definitely Sane Trump Holds Press Conference To Tell Press To Fuck Right Off

Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.

Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend

Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.

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