Indiana's GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.
Why do these guys keep insisting something that isn't a business should be run like one?
20 May 2018
Jim Bakker Thinks Abortion Doctors More Powerful Than GOD
If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?
25 Apr 2018
Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.
In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.
08 Apr 2018
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Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
18 Mar 2018
Ted Cruz Being Hilarious Dick Again, Plus All Your Texas Primary Action!
Somewhere, Molly Ivins is smiling.
07 Mar 2018
New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck
Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
29 Jan 2018
We Were Proud To Share A Planet With Ursula K. Le Guin
Not many writers get to revolutionize a whole genre. Ursula K. Le Guin did that, then took on other challenges.
24 Jan 2018
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Deleted Comments: Robot Sex Dolls Awesome, Because No Child Support, No Nagging, No Feminism!
Sexbots need 20 InCel batteries (not included). But do they have enough Artificial Stupidity to win over Men Going Their Own Way?