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Is Wonkette's GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.) For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 07 Mar 2018
Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens' March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 23 Feb 2018
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