Megan Rapinoe Spent 24 Hours Drinking Champagne And Punching Conservative Men In The Dick. YAY! Her very existence makes them crazy. USA! USA! USA! Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2019
Trump Idiots Know Who To Blame For Trump's Baby Jails: DEMOCRATS! We watch the Sunday shows so you don't have to! Michael Mora News 08 Jul 2019
WE WEREN'T KIDDIN' WHEN WE SAID PUTIN PROBABLY PUT 'WIRE TAPPS' IN TRUMP'S SOCCER BALL Jesus fucking Christ. Evan Hurst News 25 Jul 2018
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2018
