Megan Rapinoe Spent 24 Hours Drinking Champagne And Punching Conservative Men In The Dick. YAY! Her very existence makes them crazy. USA! USA! USA! Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2019
Trump Idiots Know Who To Blame For Trump's Baby Jails: DEMOCRATS! We watch the Sunday shows so you don't have to! Michael Mora News 08 Jul 2019
WE WEREN'T KIDDIN' WHEN WE SAID PUTIN PROBABLY PUT 'WIRE TAPPS' IN TRUMP'S SOCCER BALL Jesus fucking Christ. Evan Hurst News 25 Jul 2018
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2018
A Foul Wind Blows. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 2, 2018 House Republicans back away from That Wall, Trump leaks FART, and North Korea won't 'de-nuke.' Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 02 Jul 2018
Burger King Reconsiders Plan To Tell Russian Ladies To Get Knocked Up By Soccer Players Well, that's one way to sell a Whopper. Robyn Pennacchia News 21 Jun 2018
'Why Can't I Just Do It?' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 15, 2018 Shit crazy today. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jun 2018
'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands.' Wonkagenda For Wed., June 13, 2018 Dominic Gwinn News 13 Jun 2018
