Kellyanne Conway Denies Trump Wants Ethnostate, Asks Whether Reporter Is Hutu Or Tutsi Say, you know WHO ELSE wanted to know reporters' ethnicity? Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 16 Jul 2019
Meet The Lady Doctor Who Has BLINDED Us With SCIENCE! You're gonna want to take a minute with this one. Doktor Zoom Environment 17 May 2019
Joe Manchin Endorses Susan Collins, If You Were Wondering What's New With Those Losers Republicans stick together, we guess. Stephen Robinson News 12 Apr 2019
CNN Hires Trump Staffer With No Journalism Experience To Run 2020 Coverage So there's one 'news source' you can safely ignore. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 19 Feb 2019
What The Fuck Is Wrong With Chuck? 11th-Dimensional Chess? More like head up his ass. Doktor Zoom News 29 Aug 2018
Arizona GOP Guy Killed His Mom To Prove Good Guys Need Guns. And Then Things Got Weird. The greatest story ever told Doktor Zoom News 18 Jul 2018
Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller's Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video. Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2018
Donald Trump Says Bunch Of Dumb Shit While Stock Market Plunges. Look, Kittens! If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week. Doktor Zoom News 06 Feb 2018
