'Why Can't I Just Do It?' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 15, 2018
Shit crazy today. Your morning news brief.
15 Jun 2018
Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018
Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief.
05 Jun 2018
How Stupid Was Trump's Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To 'Donald Fucking Trump'?
AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.
09 May 2018
Trump Can't Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
29 Dec 2017
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Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
07 Dec 2017
Trump's Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
14 Nov 2017
Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
06 Nov 2017
Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To ... Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
25 Sep 2017
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