Defense Sec Mattis Very Proud Of Troops Serving In 'Operation Midterm Election'

Like Valley Forge with better food, less frostbite, no goddamn point.

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Trump Stops Yelling At Clouds For Three Days, Hides From Them Instead

OK we're kidding, he's still yelling at clouds.

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Dana Rohrabacher Curious If Kremlin Having A Job Fair Anytime Soon, Or ...

Blue Wave knocks out Russia's congressman, SAD!

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Jim Acosta Nudged White House Intern To Death, But She Got Better

White House now literally distributing fake news. But we still see Trump crapping all over the Mueller investigation.

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'Four More Years!' Trump Rallygoers As Stupid As Trump

And look! Some fair and balanced friends happened to show up!

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James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up.

Post-Racial America

Jacob Wohl's Imaginary Robert-Mueller-Accusing Girlfriend Had To Go Back To Canada We Guess

SHUT UP, SHE IS TOO REAL.

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Mohammad Bone Saw Strikes Again, And This Time Trump Is Helping!

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Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today?

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