Tagg Romney Now To Maybe Run For Ann Romney's Senate Seat: Full Eyes Clear Hearts Can't Lose
See that man? Of course you see that man, every night in your nightmares, where he lives. WELL THAT MAN IS NOT TAGG ROMNEY. It is his brother, Snurr. But since it was our runner-up Gif Of The Year (That We Stole From Buzzfeed), it will illustrate all Tagg Romney posts, because fuck it.
So right, as of 2:20 Eastern time, Tagg Romney is possibly considering running for John Kerry's senate seat, because Ann Romney probably is still not leaving her room. This could make for "fun"!
Any of the following individually would probably doom Tagg's chances in Massachusetts, particularly since he could be facing Democratic powerhouse (at least in your Editrix's mother's heart) Ed Markey.
- Did you know Tagg Romney once said he wanted to punch President Barack Obama in the head?
- Did you know Tagg Romney loves to buy voting machine companies?
- Did you know Tagg Romney is partners with people who operated an $8 billion Ponzi scheme?
- Di you know Tagg Romney is related by blood to onetime Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney?
So, yeah. Tagg should definitely choose "yes" on running for the United States Senate.
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