Tai Shan? More Like Tai Suck!

So Cute You Could Just BarfAP reports that the National Zoo's baby panda "his displeasure clear Friday during his ninth medical exam," but assumes that the source of his ire was a distemper shot. Fuck that, it's his new name he's pissed about: "Tai Shan," or "peaceful mountain." All wrong. Not even a good name for a drag queen. "Peaceful mountain of butter," maybe. Who's selling the "Butterstick" t-shirts and where can we get one?

Panda Cub Not Thrilled About Latest Shot [AP]


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