AP reports that the National Zoo's baby panda "his displeasure clear Friday during his ninth medical exam," but assumes that the source of his ire was a distemper shot. Fuck that, it's his new name he's pissed about: "Tai Shan," or "peaceful mountain." All wrong. Not even a good name for a drag queen. "Peaceful mountain of butter," maybe. Who's selling the "Butterstick" t-shirts and where can we get one?