Take the Retards Bowling
Hoity-toit Gallery Place bowling alley Lucky Strike has issued a challenge -- "What media outlet rules DC?" -- and they're opening up on December 15 to settle the issue on their lanes. The competition begins at 11: 00am that Thursday morning, which is perfect for Elisabeth Bumiller, who's usually drunk by 10:15.
It's a pretty shrewd move for the newly-opened attraction, leveraging the foaming-at-the-mouth competitive zeal of the media caste to secure some win-win press. Plus, it's an easy bet that the competitors will be more then sufficiently whitebread to comply with their notorious dress code .
We have our own ideas about how the city's media darlings will fare, but if anyone out there wants to offer a prediction or make a bet on the side, drop us an email with the subject "Bowling", and we'll kill a little Friday time together.— DCEIVER
Bowling Comes To DC [DCist]