Tea Party Congressman Jeff Landry Really Hopes Nobody Saw Him at Snoop Dogg Show


The Tea Party freshman who wormed his way into all our hearts when he held up some lame sign reading "Drilling = Jobs" at Obama's fancy Jobs speech* like some sort of fainting Claymaniac at an American Idol "concert,"has been spotted taking in a doubtlessly cuss- and reefer-filled show by "urban" "entertainers" Snoop Dogg (Too High), a known Crip, and Kanye West (George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People), a known blah.

The concert, which capped a gala for Brad Pitt's Make It Right Foundation in New Orleans, was hosted by known lesbian Ellen Degeneres and known Italian Emeril Lagasse, and was attended by known Haitian community organizer Sean Penn.

When will Rep. Jeff Landry's re-education begin?

*The fancy jobs speech where he elitishly and snobbishly asked kids to commit to either college, an apprenticeship, or training. That fancy jobs speech. [Uproxx]

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