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Tea Party Tards Still Unhappy With (GOP) Congress, Will Protest Again

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America's greatest political movement, Sketchy Old White People Driving Their RVs Around On Government Checks, have decided they just can't quit Washington -- so they're coming back for yet another rally. We are super happy to still be on their mailing list.


Thursday, March 31: Never Forget! Why not the weekend, like usual? Well, when you don't work for a living there's no need to wait for the weekend! Or, as Justin Bieber's parents used to sing, "Everybody's workin' for the weekend, everybody but olds on SSI!"

Shall we have an equally lame "Wonkette Gay Freedom/War On War/Sex Thing/Lunch Picnic" at the same time? The Tea Party Patriots inform us that they've really organized nothing at this point, so we can really "set the agenda." For example, maybe we should make it a "Paintball Competition," for freedom.

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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