Teabaggers Are Trying To Confuse President Bill Clinton's Police State!
Always with the fake British accents and the Guy Fawkes masks, the Paultards are. But there is a Reason why Tea Party Baggers are putting new embarrassing home videos on the YouTubes: The Man is trying to find The Leader of the Teabaggers, so as to imprison this Brave Knight in a Darke Tower of Dragon Poop. If the Teabaggers post enough YouTubes of themselves repeating the Ancient Rune "I am the Tea Party Leader," the tower shalst be burninated, and the *true leader* (a hobbit) set free!
Not even making this up:
"Big Government has learned that Clintonistas are plotting a 'push/pull' strategy. They plan to identify 7-8 national figures active in the tea party movement and engage in deep opposition research on them. If possible, they will identify one or two they can perhaps ‘turn’, either with money or threats, to create a mole in the movement.
Also, these people are practicing for some all-night sexytime on Chatroulette:
David Lynch made this one.
Uhh, looks like David Lynch made this one, too.
SAY YOU ARE THE TEA PARTY LEADER, ya fuckin' kid. Or no more 'puter time! Mama is getting ANGRY.