Teabaggers Will Attempt To Rip Apart 1,990-page Bill
Operative "Randy C," offleeting Halloween costume Internet fame, has graciously donated his "pubic option" poster to the teabaggers. Is that pastor taking a shine to it? Meanwhile, another Hill operative reports on an overheard conversation between two members of the mobilizing force:
outside cannon HOB:
yokel 1: "CMON EVRU-BUDDY, we're goin to Pelosi's office to TEAR UP THE BILL"
yokel 2: "huh?"
yokel 1: "We're gonna DEMAND to see the bill the TEAR IT UP"
There is but one copy of this bill, penned in raven's blood on a single scroll of vellum, and we must burn it in the fires of Mordor!