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Teabaggers Will Attempt To Rip Apart 1,990-page Bill

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Operative "Randy C," offleeting Halloween costume Internet fame, has graciously donated his "pubic option" poster to the teabaggers. Is that pastor taking a shine to it? Meanwhile, another Hill operative reports on an overheard conversation between two members of the mobilizing force:


outside cannon HOB:

yokel 1: "CMON EVRU-BUDDY, we're goin to Pelosi's office to TEAR UP THE BILL"

yokel 2: "huh?"

yokel 1: "We're gonna DEMAND to see the bill the TEAR IT UP"

There is but one copy of this bill, penned in raven's blood on a single scroll of vellum, and we must burn it in the fires of Mordor!

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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