Ted Kennedy Sobriety Watch: Still Sober?


At the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation party at Here Lounge in West Hollywood tonight, the consensus was mixed as to whom was more sober--Ted Kennedy or Wonkette guest Editor BoiFromTroy.

A Wonkette reader asked why Teddy was talking about the "Shirt Heard 'Round the World"...that lead us to inquire further: A noted Republican was certain his somber tone was a sign of sobriety. A (likely-Democratic) cute guy at the bar said, "He appeared sober, but how would we know. If he were drunk all the time, who's to know if that isn't how he always is. Maybe if he were sober, we'd think he was drunk." Finally, a would-have-been Dean delegate noted, "we all experience new feelings from time to time." Uh-huh.

TED KENNEDY DRINK WATCH: Not Drunk Yet! [Wonkette]

Enter Ted Kennedy. [The Valkyrie of Discarded Thought]

And he means it, too [TTLB]

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