We read today about Sen. Ted Kennedy's off-line-only love affair with blogs. He has no Berry, no computer, no email -- it must be nice to be so rich that everyone does that for you -- so he keeps up with them via a weekly memo about "what progressive blogs, especially Daily Kos and MyDD.com, are saying on key issues." We got a sneak peek at these memos and have transferred them from their hand-lettered vellum scrolls to this pixel form:
10/28/05: Iraq war bad. Bush lied. Stupid Bush. MERRY FITZMAS.We understand that Kennedy also follows the news very closely and often has his staff tell him what happened on the "talking picture box."
11/04/05: Election was stolen. Iraq war REALLY bad. Bush stupid, a liar.
11/11/05: Lying stupid Bush stole the election. Bad goes the Iraq war.
11/18/05: JACK MURTHA ROCKS.
11/25/05: Iraq war bad.