Ted Stevens' Unflattering Angles
Rev. Wright had blissful, torrid churchsex with some married lady and addressed the scandal by singing plaintive Motown b-sides. [ New York Post ]
Palin billed the Kingdom of Alaska in order to cover travel expenses like staying at home. [ Daily Kos ]
Ted Stevens wants you to know that his palatial estate only looks that way because of the FBI's "wide-angle lenses." [ TPMMuckraker ]
McCain tried to schedule a rally at a Virginia high school, probably because Google Image Search mislabeled it as Afghanistan. [ DCist ]
Heart wants McCain to stop playing their song "Barracuda" in reference to Sarah of the North. McCain will do no such thing. [ CNN Political Ticker ]
Sexist book enthusiast Ed Koch called Palin "scary" just because she wanted to destroy a few Alaskan libraries and anyone who dared to stand in her way. [ Ben Smith ]