Teenagers Trying To Kill Chuck Norris!

Karate movie star Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee's most effective supporter in his useless presidential campaign, is the target of terrible teenage violence in New Jersey: "Just as I was turning away (again) in disgust from America's awry juvenile daily news, I found myself a constituent of it, when two New Jersey teens were arrested after a teacher found a 'hit list' that contained my name." Someone needs to save him before the rascals pour Mountain Dew on his straw-man effigy and burn it with Xbox Fire! [World Net Daily]

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