Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don't Give Their Kids Birthday Presents
Well, this is the topper. Barack Obama cannot be the American president because he refuses to participate in our glorious national tradition of giving our children lots of expensive plastic shit for them to choke on all the time. These communist Obamas throw birthday parties for their tots but do not give themactual presents. What other subversive values are the Obamas teaching their children?
- They get a crappy $1 weekly allowance.
- These tragic little girls don't even get Christmas presents, except from Santa Claus.
This last troubling bit of information suggests Barack Obama's TRUE religious problem: it's not that he's a Muslim, it's that he's a Jehovah's Witness.