Terrorist Congressman Terrorizes Non-Terrorist Congressman
Keith Ellison (D, al-Qaeda), last seen flushing Thomas Jefferson's Koran down the toilet after swearing upon it to destroy us all, then viciously attacking Virgil Goode on the floor of of the House while Dennis Kucinich looked on and laughed maniacally, is at it again.
Ellison's office happens to be next to the office of red-blooded American immigrant-hatin' good-ol'-boy Tom Tancredo. Tancredo happens to enjoy cigars. Ellison happens to hate America.
Ellison's office called the Capitol Hill Police on Tancredo last Wednesday night as Tancredo was in his office smoking a cigar.
Of course, it's not actually illegal to smoke in one's capitol office, so no one really knows why Ellison did this. If it was just to bug Tancredo then we're theoretically behind it, but it does sound suspiciously like Ellison just hates freedom.