- Bruce Marks, head of the Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of America, helps distressed homeowners by calling up banks and just being a shouty jerk to them until he gets what he wants. [Wall Street Journal]
- Once signed by President Obama, the credit-card bill that institutes badly needed reforms still won't go into effect for nine months. [New York Daily News]
- You will die unless you drive around in a 2500-pound sack of lead that gets 4 miles to the gallon. [USA Today]
- The rollout of this missing-link lemur thing is the biggest media event since the topless tween Hannah Montana appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair, a porn rag for the Hamptons set. [New York Times]
- More civilian casualties in Afghanistan, this one thanks to a NATO-led airstrike. [Voice of America]
- Guantanamo detainees shouldn't come to America because "U.S. jails are typically for U.S. citizens," says Mitch McConnell, which will be welcome news for the 8 percent of our incarcerated population who are citizens of another country. [Washington Post]
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