Terrorists Tire of Iraq, Attack U.S. Wal-Mart

The Next Jihadists! - WonketteFinally, the terrorists have figured out the whole "fight them over there so we don't fight them at home" strategy and started blowing up Wal-Marts with pool chemicals.

Unfortunately for the Islamo-Fascist Global Caliphate, it appears these domestic terrorists are mostly interested in shoving toys down their pants:

Authorities said one of the men was seen by a store employee placing a toy inside his pants. As the employee went for help, the men headed to the section where the pool chemicals were stocked and mixed a chlorine-based chemical with another item, said Lt. Jason Bolton of the Henry County Police. The chemical reaction created a small explosion and filled the store with white smoke.
Alleged Shoplifters Create Blast to Escape, Injure Four in Georgia Wal-Mart [Fox News]

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