Texas Should Definitely Secede
We feel somewhat guilty (not really, we are exhausted, jesus...) that we haven't been able to thoroughly comb through the hundreds orthousands of photos you wonderful humans sent your Wonkette today, but this one DEMANDED immediate posting. "Taylor in Texas" writes: "Today has been a day of great hilarity, but not everything about it has been funny. There was a great tragedy at the Denton, Texas Teabagging party today. I took a picture of a cowboy riding a motorized plastic pig, and it turned out blurry!" It doesn't matter! A foto of this caliber could be a four-pixel pink-and-sandstone blur, and it would still destroy. AND NEVER FORGET: Teablogging.net and Shorts× 3 have more, more, MORE.