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Remember United American Technologies, the faith-based phone carrier whose telemarketers pleasantly explain the danger of using long-distance service providers who aren't gay-hating liars? We found another couple of prank phone calls to them. They're lengthy, but definitely worth listening to for the frightening combination of preternatural patience and good-natured homophobia that the UAT employees display. Consider, for example, this bit near the end of the first call:


Prank caller: May God bless you and keep you...keep them homos away. Let's burn 'em! Burn 'em!

UAT telemarketer: All right, you sound like my boss: "Let's burn them at the stake."

Call 1 [Darat.org]

Call 2 [Darat.org]

Obscure Phone Carrier Forms Very Strategic Alliance [Wonkette]

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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