Since we don't usually keep abreast of completely ridiculous scientific theories that aren't climate change denialism or anti-vaxxers, we missed when the trailer dropped for your new favorite movie, The Principle , which is apparently a thrilling tale of how some people still believe that the Earth is the center of the Universe, made, regrettably, by people that still believe the Earth is the center of the universe.
Do you want to feel sadder about this? Nerds of both science and science fiction stripes will be sad to learn that the film is narrated by Kate Mulgrew aka Star Trek's Captain Janeway and boasts appearances by big-name scientists like Michio Kaku and Lawrence Krauss.
Literally- So now we know who's causing the earthquakes, and it's not the gays.
We left the lights on.