Courtesy of Wonkette commenter Atheist Nun, here's your Fourth of July Blingee, featuring history's lamest whining quitter. Whether Sarah Palin will be indicted and put in prison forever or not, we will always appreciate her, in our hearts, for ruining the teabaggers' big plans to have all 500 teabaggers meet in a park somewhere to complain about having socialist parks where they can meet. Sorry, teabaggers! Happy Independence Day, everybody! Click the to watch Barack Obama's happy July 4th video e-card!

Ahhh, takes the sleazy Palin flavor right out of your soul.