That Other Alaskan Celebrity (Not Santa)
The House will probably approve this new bailout plan, which is exactly what was said last time. [ New York Times ]
The Senate had a busy day yesterday, as it also voted to re-open nuclear trade with India. Looks like your President Bush is no longer without a single foreign policy success, hooray! [ Washington Post ]
Apple is threatening to shut down its famous iTunes Music Shoppe if royalty rates on songs increase. [ Times Online ]
Remember crime? It was this thing, in the 80s mostly. Don't feel bad, no one's mentioned for years anyway because of the Terror Threat. [ Wall Street Journal ]
All the Asian stocks are still falling, even though this bailout was half-approved. [ Reuters ]
Ted Stevens' lonely boys pen pal club was just a "ruse" designed to land the thieving octogenarian free trinkets & home repairs. [ Los Angeles Times ]