That Weird Jeebus-Marketing College Gives Palin Some Dealy-Doo

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Sarah Palin spoke yesterday at that off-the-grid Missouri vacation Bible school we spent a few hourslaughing at a month or two ago, the college that goes by the trademarked tacky marketing slogan "Hard Work U." They work so hard at this potentially unaccredited propaganda enclave that they've even discovered a new spelling for "inagural."


Sarah Palin won this first "Great American Award" for loving war so much, the press release says. "Patriotism is one of the important goals of the College." Ah, the Academy. At least the award came with a prize: this bland pink/green sweatshirt from the clearance rack at the school bookstore, which can only be returned for a store credit.

[College of the Ozarks]

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