Thatcher's Dead; Twitter Users Worried That Cher's Dead
This is easily the greatest misunderstanding of a hashtag since a tragic cluster of injuries resulting from Tweeps (yes, this is a word now) who were entirely too eager to test the veracity of the hashtag #penismightierthansword.
Still, just in case, Yr Wonkette wishes to pre-memorialize Cher with that awesome X-Files music video that she now regrets not appearing in, from the 1997 episode "The Post-Modern Prometheus."
We also join Wonkers who are Of A Certain Age in mourning the passing of online classical music comedian, A Net Funny Cello.
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.