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The Airport Terrorists Will Not Keep Kosher

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Juli Weiner

February 27, 2009 05:38 PM

DC has adopted its first gay landmark! It is the second "official" gay landmark in America, right after the Stonewall Inn in New York and Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace. [DCist]

Prince George County schools cut 800 jobs and more Maryland schools may cut "music and technology" programs. [Washington Post]

The terrorists are trying to smuggle pork sausages into America via Dulles airport. Uh, it is a non-kosher holy war of attrition, against the Jews. Bomb Iran? [WTOP]

The Metro is laying off about 40 people and some more who don't even know it yet, this in addition to the entire city that it already regularly disappoints. [DC Examiner]

Slate ran a Doonesbury comic strip making fun of the Washington Post, which owns Slate, and therefore that very Doonesbury strip. Slate is so punk rock. [Fishbowl DC]

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Let's Get Out And Make Some Noise!

June 30th, in DC and wherever you are!

Post-Racial America

Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani Full Of Shit, According To Noted Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani

THE FUCK YOU SAY.

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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