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The Amazing W. Wows a Crowd in Virginia

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Today, at the Virginia BioDiesel Refinery, President Bush reiterated his long-standing policy regarding magic wands that can lower gas prices: If he did have one, he would use it. Seriously. There'd be no congressional debates. No UN resolutions, no hesitations, no second thoughts. He'd just go for it. "I wish I could just wave a magic wand and lower the price at the pump. I'd do that." Also, he showed off his new magic handkerchief. He can't do anything about gas prices with it, but he can make a friendly elephant appear out of thin air. Man, we love our president.


Bush Urges Development of Alternative Fuels [AP]

Bush in Desperate Need of a Magic Wand [Wonkette]

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