The Bespectacled Oracle Speaks

  • Oh hey the Republican vice presidential nominee took questions from her press corps, finally! Her answers were a mix of talking points, wild departures from talking points, and dangling participles. [CNN]
  • Sarah Palin also went on Saturday Night Live and proved herself a pale imitation of Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin. [ABC News]
  • South Ossetians say the Georgians have been firing on them and that EU monitors aren't doing anything about it. [Reuters]
  • Five of the Fort Dix Six go to trial today, for trying to blow up a huge military base with a pizza truck. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
  • Now that oil prices are reasonable again and there's no money to invest in green technology anyway, we can all go back to being fat lazy wastrels who get in their car to collect the mail at the end of the driveway. [Washington Post]
  • George Bush is holding another get-together with his globalist pals to plan the socialist takeover of our flourishing American economy. [Wall Street Journal]

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