The Blog Report Report: Blogs Ate My Brain

Bloggy Blog BloggerThis is the second edition of The Blog Report Report, where we describe CNN describing bloggers describing the news.

Mockery continues after the jump. Follow on your own at TV Eyes.

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(4:11:42) Wonkette: shit shit shit

(4:11:47) Wonkette: almost missed it!

(4:12:06) Wonkette: brit girl still frightened

(4:12:18) Wonkette: but now reading in native language from guardian

(4:12:42) "Joe Klein": BLOGGERS made that connection that the Italian pull out might be related to the shooting of an Italian journalist

(4:12:43) "Joe Klein": oh

(4:12:44) "Joe Klein": thank god

(4:12:45) Wonkette: yes

(4:12:49) "Joe Klein": otherwise we'd never have come up with it!

(4:12:56) Wonkette: btw italian shooting and italian pull out

(4:13:00) Wonkette: did you get that?

(4:13:06) Wonkette: see, they're both italian

(4:13:10) Wonkette: that's the clue

(4:13:37) "Joe Klein": wow wait

(4:13:45) "Joe Klein": there were elections in spain?

(4:13:50) "Joe Klein": did they vote with purple fingers?

(4:13:58) Wonkette: let's take credit for those elections

(4:14:00) Wonkette: america owns the copyright on elections. also "freedom"

(4:14:10) "Joe Klein": lawrence summers under attack in the blogosphere

(4:14:13) "Joe Klein": HOW DOES HE SLEEP AT NIGHT

(4:14:31) Wonkette: oh god poor girl had to say a blogger's complicated name

(4:14:33) "Joe Klein": they totally mangled that guy's name

(4:14:35) "Joe Klein": but it's ok

(4:14:41) "Joe Klein": they only had, what, all day to find out how to pronounce it

(4:14:50) "Joe Klein": hey

(4:14:51) "Joe Klein": cameraman

(4:14:54) "Joe Klein": GET OUT OF THE SHOT

(4:15:11) "Joe Klein": the blogs are doing votes of no confidence?

(4:15:15) Wonkette: on themselves

(4:15:19) "Joe Klein": i vote "no confidence" in the blog report

(4:15:26) Wonkette: "how do you know which blogsites to look at?" asks judy

(4:15:29) "Joe Klein": oh judy it's SO HARD

(4:15:33) Wonkette: she asks that every day

(4:15:39) Wonkette: WAIT

(4:15:43) Wonkette: BLOGS NOT ACCURATE

(4:16:19) Wonkette: abbi terrified

(4:16:29) Wonkette: SHAKY CAM

(4:16:36) "Joe Klein": "you can't read all 8 million" blogs she says.

(4:16:38) "Joe Klein": why not abbi?

(4:16:41) "Joe Klein": IT'S ALL YOU DO

(4:17:01) Wonkette: introducing judy to the concept of blog rolls

(4:17:06) "Joe Klein": okay judy

(4:17:11) "Joe Klein": let's streeeetch this segment a bit longer

(4:17:30) "Joe Klein": man that was bad

(4:17:31) Wonkette: it is a horror movie that way

(4:17:45) Wonkette: shaky cam + terrified english girl

(4:17:54) Wonkette: and also IT LASTS FOR EVER

(4:18:18) "Joe Klein": "the blogs ate my brain"

(4:19:18) "Joe Klein": if blog report doesn't get any better, blog report report will be hard-pressed to improve

(4:19:24) Wonkette: yes. blog report report is only is as good as material

(4:19:34) Wonkette: which is not very good.


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