The Day Everything Changed: Maria Bartiromo Will Make Sweet Love To Wall Street On Different Network
CNBC Teevee Lady Maria Bartiromo is departing the Wall Street-fellating network that's been her home for 20 years so that she can lick the bronze bull's balls at rival Fox Business Network instead. Bartiromo recently got a bit of attention beyond the insular world of financial cable teevee when she mocked the very idea that JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon should be fired over record SEC fines and a little bit of bribery in China, because why would mere legal malfeasance be a reason to fire a CEO who's raking in huge profits?
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