The FEMA Coloring Book: Funny, In a Stabbing Yourself in the Eyes Sort of Way
Selections from a book being handed out to children by FEMA officials at a coastal Mississippi Lowes.
We don't even know where to begin. Raise your house?Now you tell us!Andsure, that'll help, but why not just suggest buying an aqua-house and taking a submarine to work! And the dog? Who the hell is this talking dog? What does he know about disaster preparedness? Is it relevant that he'sbrown? And why the fuck is he using obtuse bureaucrat lingo in a coloring book? Says the resident who sent this in: "If I had only 'mitigated' a little more, then maybe that 25 foot wall of water would have at least left me a working water heater!"