The First Annual DC Snuggie Pub Crawl

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You might think the Snuggie, “The Blanket with Sleeves,” would be too embarrassing to wear in the privacy of your own home, let alone out in public. Well, prepare to put aside your dignity, as theDC Snuggie Pub Crawl is coming to town.


The Snuggie Pub Crawl is a magical night when everyone with a Snuggie can prance about the streets of DC in their Wizard Garb, drink till oblivion and hopefully come home with their Reverse Jawa Costume all covered in puke and stale beer.

The creepy product's infomercial has quickly turned the Snuggie into a cult phenomenon amongst cheeky youngsters -- the part with the couple at the sporting event high-fiving each other is particularly enjoyable. Older, poorer people, however, think of the Snuggie as a way to survive the winter now that the heat's been turned off.

The Chicago Snuggie Pub Crawl is set for March 21, and so far, 1,150 people have expressed interest in going, so it can't be that bad, right?

The date for the DC Snuggie Pub Crawl isn’t set in stone, but keep checking their site.

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