The Greatest Trick Bob Novak Ever Pulled...

Okay, we knew God was powerful, but we weren't aware until today that God had Bob Novak working for him. Theologically, it makes sense. You've seen "Constantine," right? Anyhow: the douche bag of liberty tells Vanity Fair: "I'm trying to tell the truth and taking positions that I hope are godly positions, positions that I hope are helpful to my fellow man." Yes, if your fellow man is the Bush administration. At least he's honest, right? And by "honest" we mean he admits that he's "trying" to tell the truth. It's just hard when your tongue is forked.

Columnist Robert Novak, On a Mission From God (third item) [WP]


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