'The Importance of Being an Intern'


  • Intern Jack: How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are both supposed to be organizing paperclips?

    Intern Algernon: What are American muffins? Do you think they have them in America?

    Intern Jack: Fuck if I know. [Spotted: DC Summer Interns]

  • Eastern Market is back, hurray! Remember: the flea market is on Saturday between 9AM-6PM, and on Sunday there's public masturbation. Rock out with your cock out, D.C.! [Holla Back DC]

  • "A mother of six just died in a tragic accident. Quick! Call her house and make sure she wasn't an illegal immigrant!" Thanks, America. [DCist]

  • Bacon beer is one of the seven signs of the aporkcalypse. [Washington City Paper]

  • Metro will be doing a thorough body-cavity inspection of the entire transit system, because the best ideas always come a little late. [Washington Examiner]


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