The Last Picture Show (Until Tomorrow's Picture Show) From Your Wonkette Drinky Thing And Orgy Or Whatever

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See the lady in the middle? That is our old girl, Lilo, who did not even die on our 5800-mile trip from Los Angeles to Scottsdale to Santa Fe to Oklahoma to St. Louis to Chicago to Madison to Minneapolis to Lawrence to Norman to Dallas to Austin to home, probably because of how she skipped the whole middle part of the trip and we just picked her back up in Oklahoma again. But she did get beat up by our mom's dogs, Joe Biden and Angela Davis, from whom she learned a valuable lesson about not walking in front of Angela Davis on the driveway, we guess!

Anyway, here we are at East Side Pies, with a fuckton of Wonkers and Miss Lisa Wines (back from the dead!!!!) and our friend Sandra, AKA "Roxy." Pizza was ate! Beer was drunk! Sweat was FUCKING COPIOUS.

Click through for hot pixxx, and don't forget: Miami Drinky Thing TONIGHT at South Beach Tiki Bar, 1505 Washington Ave., South Beach, Miami or something (where ARE we???) at 6 p.m.!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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