The Last Picture Show (Until Tomorrow's Picture Show) From Your Wonkette Drinky Thing And Orgy Or Whatever
See the lady in the middle? That is our old girl, Lilo, who did not even die on our 5800-mile trip from Los Angeles to Scottsdale to Santa Fe to Oklahoma to St. Louis to Chicago to Madison to Minneapolis to Lawrence to Norman to Dallas to Austin to home, probably because of how she skipped the whole middle part of the trip and we just picked her back up in Oklahoma again. But she did get beat up by our mom's dogs, Joe Biden and Angela Davis, from whom she learned a valuable lesson about not walking in front of Angela Davis on the driveway, we guess!
Anyway, here we are at East Side Pies, with a fuckton of Wonkers and Miss Lisa Wines (back from the dead!!!!) and our friend Sandra, AKA "Roxy." Pizza was ate! Beer was drunk! Sweat was FUCKING COPIOUS.
Click through for hot pixxx, and don't forget: Miami Drinky Thing TONIGHT at South Beach Tiki Bar, 1505 Washington Ave., South Beach, Miami or something (where ARE we???) at 6 p.m.!
Dear heart... I'm having heat stroke just looking at the pictures.
Mad dogs and Englishmen.......
I moved to Austin in '79 and was quickly escorted to the Armadillo World Headquarters by friends. On hearing it was not air-conditioned I just drank a beer outside and then left. Never saw the inside and then they tore it down.
No air-conditioning, no peace. Know air-conditioning, know peace.