The Miers Fashion Index: Forecast Solids with a Chance of Chintz
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Our inexpert analysis:
• October 4: Does Janet Reno know you raided her wardrobe?
• October 5: "And if you look this way, you'll see a marble bust of Chester A. Arthur..."
• October 6: My eyes! My eyes!
• October 7: Hillarywear 2004.
• October 9: God is my co-pilot, indeed.
Whatever you think now, the black robe will be an improvement. -- WONKETTE