• Hannity gets a hummer.
• Bill O'Reilly champions regular folks.
• "Dear Skankette, Power Line kicked your big ass today! Seems like you leftest PIGS just can't get it right!"
• Can a porn star afford to be seen with George W. Bush?
• Embrace the GOP's bonership society. No more hard-on pills for poor people.
• In some small way, Steve Jobs is only trying to help.
• The Kathy Lee of gay sex guides causes a ruckus in Massachusetts.
• Try finding a straight leprechaun in Boston these days.
• Previously anonymous spanking fan sues Washingtonienne for praising his ass.
• The President finds an even gooder book.
• Reach out and touch someone (but not in a gay way).
• Don't see the erotic potential of a really hot mule? What are you, some kind of coastal elitist?
• Is Ann Coulter safe for children?
• Who is the laziest WH correspondent? Who's the biggest suck-up? All the answers here.