• Hannity gets a hummer.

• Bill O'Reilly champions regular folks.

• "Dear Skankette, Power Line kicked your big ass today! Seems like you leftest PIGS just can't get it right!"

• Can a porn star afford to be seen with George W. Bush?

• Embrace the GOP's bonership society. No more hard-on pills for poor people.

• In some small way, Steve Jobs is only trying to help.

• The Kathy Lee of gay sex guides causes a ruckus in Massachusetts.

• Try finding a straight leprechaun in Boston these days.

• Previously anonymous spanking fan sues Washingtonienne for praising his ass.

• The President finds an even gooder book.

• Reach out and touch someone (but not in a gay way).

• Don't see the erotic potential of a really hot mule? What are you, some kind of coastal elitist?

• Is Ann Coulter safe for children?

• Who is the laziest WH correspondent? Who's the biggest suck-up? All the answers here.