The Polo Shirt of Lost Causes

mccainpolo.jpgExcerpts from the latest McCain blast email:


One way you can stand out is with the official McCain 2008 polo shirt with a generous donation today of $100 or more. With a donation of $150 or more, we'll send you two polo shirts.

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Remember that each donation you make, no matter if it is $100 or $1,000, will go toward helping us reach our goal of raising $3 million by June 30th. And with your contribution of $100 or more today, we will send you an official McCain 2008 polo shirt.

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P.S. Summer is here and what better way to show your support for John McCain than with the McCain 2008 polo shirt. If you make a contribution of $100 or more today we will send you the official polo shirt. We're only three days away from our next big campaign financial deadline and we need your support to reach our goal of $3 million by June 30th. Join us today! Thank you.

Dear Terry Nelson, Campaign Manager, McCain 2008,

If we're gonna spend $100 on a polo shirt it better give us a fucking orgasm every time we put it on. And not look so stupid. And it should say WALNUTS!

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