The President Has Aides

you want me to do what with the dogPresidential aide Blake Gottesman wears many hats, and at least one of them has fuzzy earflaps. He is, according Elisabeth Bumiller, "[p]art Sherpa, part butler, part air traffic controller." We appreciate the White House's economizing on staff, but we now can guess how that whole Cessna flyover thing happened. But his main task apparently is providing the President with an endless supply of Purell -- having once dated Jenna, Gottesman knows what it's like to feel unclean.


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