The Presidential Inauguration Committee Is Boringly Dragging This Whole Thing Out
If you were denied your basic human right to attend the Inauguration thanks to "severe logistical breakdowns," you could be eligible to receive a photo of all the fun you missed on Barry's special day! [ DCist ]
Hey listen up hippies: your all-natural trail mix has diseases. [ WTOP ]
Jill, Michelle and Fentys Adrian and "his wife" ate food together at Georgia Brown's. [ DC Examiner ]
Dialectic of enlightenment: Overbearing parents have now become internet trolls in an attempt to prevent their own kids' school districts ability to function. [ Washington Post ]
Rahm Emanuel is telling George Stephanopoulos, King of Lilliput, important secrets on the phone every morning. [ Fishbowl DC ]