The Presidential Inauguration Committee Is Boringly Dragging This Whole Thing Out


  • If you were denied your basic human right to attend the Inauguration thanks to "severe logistical breakdowns," you could be eligible to receive a photo of all the fun you missed on Barry's special day! [DCist]
  • Hey listen up hippies: your all-natural trail mix has diseases. [WTOP]
  • Jill, Michelle and Fentys Adrian and "his wife" ate food together at Georgia Brown's. [DC Examiner]
  • Dialectic of enlightenment: Overbearing parents have now become internet trolls in an attempt to prevent their own kids' school districts ability to function. [Washington Post]
  • Rahm Emanuel is telling George Stephanopoulos, King of Lilliput, important secrets on the phone every morning. [Fishbowl DC]

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