The Price of Socialized Medicine: Meghan McCain Has The Twitter Pox!
Merciful heavens, Meghan McCain has contracted the Consumption! And what folk remedy has her personal Obamacare physician prescribed? Leech therapy? A cardiac needle full of Demerol? Maybe a soothing oatmeal bath? Nein! She was maliciously instructed to devour pint after pint of disgusting Airborne juice. But it's a good thing she got asecond opinion from Dr. Twitter, because it turns out that Airborne stuff is just another hyped commodity Goldman Sachs tricked America into buying. Get well soon, Meghan! [Twitter]