The Real Winner In Texas: Sex Toys

She's finally happy.We've been so busy with the crucial Chris Peden/Paultards and Obama/Hillary races that we totally neglected to write about the true winners in Texas: People who like to legally own their various dildos and sex devices. A federal appeals court in amoral New Orleans has finally made it legal for Texans to own a half-dozen erotic toys. The ruling was announced on Valentine's Day, which is super romantic.

People are rarely prosecuted, imprisoned and executed in Texas for owning a dildo, but some woman in Fort Worth was arrested in 2003 for having one of those vibrator-tupperware party deals that housewives have every night. The charges were later dropped when people realized the whole thing was ridiculous.

Sex Toys Are Finally Legal in Texas [AlterNet]


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