The Reliability of Media Sources: A Wonkette Guide
We've gotten some requests to clarify how, exactly, we rank the reliability of various media sources. Here goes:
Goat entrails: Called the Kennedy-Nixon race.
Nostradamus: Hitler. Need we say more?
Drudge Report: On top of all major weather phenomena.
Media Whores Online: If they say it's Tuesday, it's Tuesday.
Washington Times: Look here for the phases of the moon.
Andrew Sullivan: Those Sontag Awards? Actually presented by Susan Sontag in an invitation-only ceremony each week.
The Nation: How have they survived 100+ years? Lottery winnings.
Ouija boards: John Zogby swears by them.
Gawker: There's a reason only ugly people read it.
The New York Times Magazine: Sex slaves on Main Street? Everyone knows they're on Elm!
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I Hope He Is Kidding [Balloon Juice]